09 March 2006

Top Ten Things You Don't Wanna Hear From Your Girl ...

Haha ... it's time to make funnies again about this boy-girl thing. This one's to commemorate my friend S biting the dust tying the knot soon.

You know, there comes a time in a relationship when you have those small talk. You know, the kind of talk where you guys find a quite place, with dim lighting, soft music and color coordinated furniture, then snuggle up to a little conversation.

Often times, the exchange involves intimate, sweet nothings. Words that sounds like music to your partner's ears, but really mean nothing much. You know the drill.

Anyways, it doesn't always turn out the way you want it to. There are times when you say the wrong thing, or when you hear the wrong words ... in any case, for the newly initiated couples, here are the Top Ten Things You Don't Wanna Hear from Your Girl ... (replace the Girl with Boy if you so wish ..) ...

  • "Dear, I think I just farted ..."
  • "Honey, do I look fat in this ?"
  • "That will be RM 350, thank you"
  • "Darling, have you heard about the Jessica Chung story? Well my story is similar ..."
  • "Baby, I made a tatoo with your name on it. But they ran out of heart shapes, so they put in a tombstone instead ..."
  • "It's complicated, baby, but you're like, so gonna become a daddy soon ..."
  • "You know that movie Brokeback Mountain? Well, I'm a kinda like that too .."
  • "Sweetie, I need to tell you what I really did in Bangkok .."
  • "My parents don't want us to meet anymore .."
  • "My children don't want us to meet anymore .."
Yeah, I know some of these are lame, but it's last minute - I got the invite only tonight, and the reception's already very soon.

Hope you guys will have an everlasting love together =)


s said...

diu - like that also you can blog ah ? better turn up with big angpow ok ? damn expensive man, that wedding package i got.

angel said...

what abt 10 things u wanna hear?? nxt topic, yeah?

Sheena said...

"You're a good friend! A real BUDDY."

"You know I'll always be here for you. You're like a brother to me!"

"My biological clock is ticking."

"My mother wants to meet you."
(Replace mother with father. Add parang for effect.)

"A little cologne couldn't hurt..."

"I love you, but..."

"I'm not really THAT materialistic, but..."

"I'm sorry, I have hives/a weird-name disease or allergy that breaks out when anything foreign comes into contact with my skin. Including my lips."

"I'm sorry, I have a headache."

"I have an STD. But don't worry, I didn't get it from you."

"Of course you're the father!"

Sheena said...

P/S - I linked you to my blog.

cheng sim said...

hahaha. you really like to make fun out of the boy-girl relationship, do you? then again, congrats to ur friend.

moz monster said...

sheena: TQ. You're funny =) must have used the lines a lot when dealing with pesky guys ... wanna guest write on this blog?

I'll link back to you when I get some time ...

cheng sim: because me no much luck with girls =( ...

moz monster said...

S: sei sui chai ... kung hei lei fatt choi !!! Don't ever tell me I'm addicted to blogging EVAR.

angel: "You're so getting a raise" ... "The Bank has decided to release you from loan repayment." ... "Oh, Moz ... you're such a hunk" ... all along those lines =)

Alicia said...

this post's cool and funny :P

moz monster said...

alicia: TQ. nice of you to drop by ... do come by from time to time ... *rolls out red carpet*

Sheena said...

Wah, thanks for the invite, but it's tough enough keeping my blog updated without doing guest-writing as well... 'Sides, you're doing a great job on your own as it is :) And thanks for reciprocating the link.