I experienced orgasm ...

Once all those were over ... relief ...

The open house is no more.

Notes to self:

• Do not ever invite guests to arrive early. What happen if they do just that?
• Do not ever tell the caterer to arrive on time. What happen if they don't arrive on time?
• Don't let dad organize open house again ever. (Coz he tells guests to come early, but the caterer to take his time)
• If angpow given exceeds RM5, attempt to answer questions about marital status with witty response, or simply dodge by turning the conversation to the incredibly delicious chicken curry.
  
• If angpow given is less than a paltry RM5, pretend to be rushing over to help mum deliver the new kittens. How would they know we don't have pets?
• Next time, don't need to draw nice maps on VISIO and email/fax/post to guests. Not like they know how to use them. Just direct them to a petrol station along a major highway. I'll pick them up. Even if that petrol station is in Perlis or Johor.
  
• Patience ... you can't choose your relatives.
• Patience ... you have a choice of who you consider as friends
• Don't let dad be in charge of buying ice. Global warming is now delayed thanks to the amount of ice unleashed today. And I heard someone might sue because their darling son chewed on frozen Coke(tm).
• Had so much fun I'll do it again next year !!!
• If you, dear reader, have no relations with me, will swear not to question my marital status, you're invited !!
• GONG XI FA CAI