18 November 2006

Top Ten Signs James Bond Is Different

It's James Bond season again. Once in a while, when a new Bond movie comes around, the whole world stops and watch.

Pierce Brosnan was a slick Bond, but he appeared more capable of talking his way out of situations than blasting the enemy to pieces. I like him, but I wanted a bit more grit. And when they announced the new Bond - Daniel Craig ... I thought ... Daniel who ? But from the teasers, this is a gritty Bond .... I like what I'm seeing.

That said, it's probably time to break my self imposed cinema ban and step back into a movie theather. But you know, there are many movies where you realise after watching that the best bits were the ones in the trailer. So, I'll be watching closely to see if there are any differences in the new Bond movie that might render this movie limp ...

  • Because of budget cuts to the MI5, Bond now drives a mid sized Toyota sedan instead of his Aston Martin.
  • To keep up with the times, Bond now wears lots of bling blings.
  • Bond's new super duper hi-tech gadget: a handphone that also takes pictures.
  • Meeting with M now takes place in the local pub.
  • Instead of befriending supermodels and drop dead gorgeous women, he's looking for his date from Friendster and MySpace.
  • The opening scene shows Bond escaping from a shopping center after shoplifting a pack of condoms from 7-11.
  • Celebrates successful mission by buying a holiday to Bangkok from Air Asia.
  • Wants his Martini, "Ice Blended, not stirred".
  • Keeps his bosses up-to-date by keeping a blog.
  • The casino is in Genting Highlands.

13 comments:

angel said...

You won't be disappointed *wink wink*

angel said...

One Martini, shaken prease!

Wingz said...

hahaha! that would be jebon ler not james bond! lol

Che-Cheh said...

Craig is HOT!!! Hahaha

So how's the movie? Nice?

moz monster said...

angeliuliu:
My name is Monster, Moz Monster ... eheheheh ... and I want my Martini Ice Blended ...

wingz:
If the new James Bond really kena with my list, then I think can really call Jemspond leh ...

che-cheh:
Dunno ... haven't watched it yet. Maybe next week, when people won'y be streaming to the cinema to catch it ...

satkuru said...

go watch it man. definitely better than brosnan's era.

Inevitable said...

Casion Royale = Sucks big time...

moz monster said...

satkuru:
Thanks ... if it's better than Brosnan, then I think I'll like this Bond ...

inevitable:
Brader ... so long no hear from you ... what's up? And you think it sucks? Why? Maybe you can share the reason behind your opinion?

Inevitable said...

Hmm... funny. I commented last night. Did you deleted my comment? Hehe

moz monster said...

inevitable:
Ha? No ... your comment is still here ... *points up there*.

Your comments always welcum here ...

moz monster said...

inevitable:
Unless you mean you commented again ... then I have no idea ...

I think we can see the Casion Royale = Sucks big time... comment ... did you put up another comment?

Inevitable said...

I put up a comment on why I feel that Casino Royale is a let down... hmm. Now that I think of it, could I actually commented in my dream?

Later at 7 have to acc my colleagues to Bangkok Jazz for dinner. Till then...

moz monster said...

inevitable:
I think you must have put that comment in your dreams ... LOL ...

You're working too hard brader ... we should come out for a drink sometime when you're done with your training.