21 November 2006

I pwned you, dear Waja ...

Dear Silver Proton Waja With Heavy Tinting Bling Stickers And Stupid Halogen Light,

First of all, I would like to apologize to you for having to eat my fumes all throughout the LDP stretch. It must be no fun. I would also like to apologize to you for nearly losing control of your car. That must suck. I hope you will find someway to nurse your ego back.

As you would now have learnt, Proton Wajas are no match for me. Not even if you try. Not even if you ate a few babies for fuel before hand. And no, not even after Lotus tuned it. I hope that is absolutely clear to you.

While I make it clear to everyone that I drive nicely, and appear to be a domesticated road user, I was once a daredevil like you too. And I became smart - while still in my Proton, I realised that Protons can speed, but they don't necessarily stop when you want them too. I offer to share this piece of important advise with you.

Granted, all cars travelling at very high speeds would have problems stopping rapidly. However, I would like to point out that you inferior Proton doesn't have ABS. It can't do EBD. When you want it to stop, it acts in funny ways. Well, not really funny considering lifes are at risk. But you get my point. My humble little City has got that ABS and EBD thingy that you don't. My ability to stop rapidly would probably be as good (or as bad) as your car's, but at least I have some control over my car's steering while under braking.

And while you might point out your car is a 1.6 car vs my paltry 1.5 car, I would like to remind you that engine capacity counts for little. I believe my car accelerates better that yours. Just like it stops better.

And finally, next time, on any road which you share with users like me, please, don't be a fool and flash your halogen lights at me. Or anyone else. It's not as if I am delaying you. It's not like cars on the LDP would part as if it's the Red Sea under Moses' control if you continously flashed your lights at all the cars.

And believe me, it shrinks your ego to the size of a subatomic particle when you flash your lights at someone and then get soundly pwned. Understand or not?

But more than anything else, it ain't your ego, it's the other people on the road, ok ?

One more thing, next time, when I pull away, get smart lah ... don't start racing. Otherwise, you eat fumes.

15 comments:

Kew said...

Hymmm... I wonder what car you drive, there is not many 1.5 model around, a City?

angel said...

No number plate ka?
I hope that's not inevitable! *LOL*

Inevitable said...

Not me lah... My waja lapuk ledi... kasi also no one mau. Sighh...

moz monster said...

kew:
Honda City VTEC L15. Nothing fancy.

angeliu:
No lah ... not inevitable la ... I don't think his car is heavily tinted and have ugly bling bling stickers.

But if it's him hor, I'll sure flame him and start a blog war lor ...

But it's not him. =)

inevitable:
Really? Try kasi me and see? I sure take one ... hehehehe ...

MJ said...

So when one wants to overtake and he flashes is that a wrong thing to do?

Che-Cheh said...

I just got flashed 2 days back by an Avanza...and while that fellow was overtaking me, he horned at me. WTF and hor I horn him back lo. I was laughing hahaha

Then he got back at me by breaking suddenly but it's ok I anticipated ppl like that will do something as idotic as that.

gary said...
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gary said...

you may be a daredevil super racer, but you dont seem to know much about cars or driving. ABS or EBD does not necessarily help you stop quicker than a car without it. ABS prevents your car from locking up, and might help reduce stopping distance only if the surface is wet, whilst EBD is purely a feature that helps normal drivers brake in an emergency without upsetting the balance and then losing control of their cars.

has it never occured to you, that the driver of the waja is simply an even worst driver than you are? Which by the way, does not make you a good driver at all.

if you're so great, you should be entering proper grassroots racing events and showoff your skills there in a safe and controlled environment. If you dont know what that is, its an event for people with normal road cars to have a taste of what real motorsport is like.

moz monster said...

mj:
Unless the car ahead is really slow, and obviously obstructing, I don't think flashing is very nice at all.

If you really are going that quickly, perhaps you would find some way to overtake without flashing?

che-cheh:
Haha ... good for you ...

gary:
In case you missed it ... "My humble little City has got that ABS and EBD thingy that you don't. My ability to stop rapidly would probably be as good (or as bad) as your car's, but at least I have some control over my car's steering while under braking." ...

I do know that ABS and EBD doesn't help you stop faster. In fact, I know for a fact that ABS probably makes the stopping slower. Maybe you should ... er ... READ ? =)

Infectioner said...

switch position wif him and then flash kau him... wahahaha

moz monster said...

infectioner:
wah .... if I do that I become exactly like that person ... nah ... that won't be good.

I believe unless you are an ambulance, police patrol car or fire engine using your siren, or you are under some form of stress or duress, flashing your lights should be avoided.

BLuEaPpLE said...

haha such an animated story teller!! great entry! :D

Wingz said...

moz next time u see my car ... pls dun tiong me pulexzz!!!

ducky said...

ignore ignore ignore
as long as you are by the book, you can ignore ignore ignore all these idiots.

moz monster said...

blueapple:
*rolls out red carpet* ...
Thank you ...

wingz:
wah ... taikor ... i tabik sama you one. if i see your car on the road, i normally pull one side and let you pass one lor ...

ducky:
it's hard to ignore someone who has bright halogen lights flashing at you. all i wanna say is ... that fella should stuff himself.