Top Ten Dumb Guys Way To Crack Da Vinci Code ...

Ok ... let me confess first before I proceed ... yes, I'm sure I want to confess ... no, I won't change my mind ...

While the entire world was swept up by the Da Vinci code fever (much like the Harry Potter craze) and went nuts over firstly the Dan Brown book, and now the movie starring Tom Hanks ... I practically gave it no notice. I didn't read the book - I don't like best sellers. And I haven't watched the movies - I hate queuing up to get tickets. Or calling to book 'em. Or buying 'em off Internet. I simply wait till the craze had died down a little before watching movies - after all there are no prizes for watching movies first.

Anyways, like I've mentioned, the world is ablazed with Da Vinci code madness. And I'm starting to feel a bit of it too ... and likewise most people on the street ...

And here ... the Top Ten Dumb Guys Way To Crack Da Vinci Code ...

• "What Da Vinci y'all talking 'bout man?"

• "Forget it man ... it's another rip off like 'em Sudoku puzzles ... I ain't cracking my brains over that ..."

• "Look, you don't crack a Da Vinci Coat, ok? You tear a Da Vinci Coat, understand? Your England damn keng, ok?"

• "Ok, first you need to understand that you have to use the numbers 1-9 only once diagonally and horizontally. Then you ... "
  

• "I don't care what Code it is, it'll crack up when I tell 'em this joke .."

• "Just fast forward the DVD to the last chapter ..." <- These are the same people who would probably fast forward all Jet Li movies to the fight scenes only ...
  

• "Ha!! Speak to the devil. You'll get more than just the answer to the Da Vinci Code ... you'll get other juicy gossips as well. But devil will ask you to trade in your soul lor ..."

• "Just bite it open ... Da Vinci Code is a new type of nut, right?" - Alvin the Chipmunk

• Just let the Hardy Boys have a go at it ... or if you're a girl, maybe you'll give Nancy Drew a chance. No?
  

• Apparently, Da more Vinci shoes you buy, Da better your chances to crack the Code. So get going, all Da girls ... and Da cross dressing guys ...